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Spongebob Sqaurepants....
09.30.03 (4:05 pm)   [edit]
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Yes, Spongebob is here, and anyone who doesnt like it should probably leave now, because Spongebob is one of the only good things around. He's showing us his house, very pretty, its a pineapple under the sea!
Well done Dougie, for winning the competition, one of many entries won!

The next compeition will be everyone sends me £100, or $100, and you can put your initials on the money, and when I get all the money from everyone, ill pull one out of a hat, and who's ever initials comes out, they will get £5, or $5 back of their money, its gonna be GREAT! 8) Right?
To enter Katy's drawing competition, which I enjoyed entering go [url=http://katy.tblog.com]HERE[/url]

 
COMPETITION IS OVER!
09.25.03 (5:26 pm)   [edit]

THE WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSEN, BY MY LOVELY ASSISTANT, KIM!

Here is the photo, with the winning entry....
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Winning caption:
"Now we see the fattimuss maxximuss in mating season, sneaking up on its unawaiting mate and by the look of things it may be messy" - Dougie

 
Competition Winner!
09.24.03 (3:34 pm)   [edit]

I didnt decide the winner, no no no, that'd be silly, I passed that onto my friend Wayne, and he has chosen.

The winner this time was Ali, with her drawing of herself and me, at a disco. Well done Ali.

Thank you everyone who sent me a drawing :lol:
 
ANDY'S DRAWING COMPETITION ™
09.21.03 (8:24 pm)   [edit]

Compeition is to make a stick drawing, of me (Andy) and yourself, doing some funny or strange activity.

Hey, had a few problems with entries for the comp. They were the wrong size, or format.
So if everyone would send they drawing, make sure it was 380 PIXELS in height, and 250 PIXELS that would be better. And preferably, a JPG or Gif.

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Note: Michael, Annie, your drawings were to big, please resize and resend. :wink:

VICKI, DOUGIE, ALI, AND LAUREN.....YOUR DRAWINGS HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED :lol:

SEND DRAWINGS TO: TAGRULEZ@HOTMAIL.COM - DEADLINE: WEDNESDAY 24TH

[url=http://e.1asphost.com/andymcb...]CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL ENTRIES[/url]

 
5000 Naked People....
09.21.03 (2:00 pm)   [edit]

Yes, thats right, today we have, approximately, 5000 naked people, why?.....
I HAVE NO DAMN IDEA, and to be honest I dont care, was looking for funny amusing photo's and found this, it had to be displayed, and here it is.
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And now for something completely different....
I was thinking about having some kind of competition, It 'was' going to be, using a program online to make something out of 'Virtual Lego Bricks' but it was kinda tricky, maybe a drawing competetion instead, or a drawing or something you 'could' make in Lego? :wink:
 
Pet blobs?
09.20.03 (3:50 pm)   [edit]
Hello, alot of people are now starting to keep a little blob on their page, I recently adopted one myself, Bobby the blob, thats him. Only thing is, I notice lately he is more active than the other blobs, as you can see, I let him loose on the blog entry thought abit of space would do him good, instead of being stuck in a small space on the side bar, and he seems to love it, look at him go!
Let your blob be freeeeeee, they need excercise too you know!
Until next time, be good to your blob... :arrow:

Thank you to Cara, you posted the 100th comment on my blog! Who will post the 200th??

 
Crap websites.....
09.20.03 (6:09 am)   [edit]
Maybe we could talk about crap websites?
I just found one, Spacefem, utter bollocks. Seemingly run by a 22 year old 'girl', who wastes internet bandwidth, the only half decent thing I found, was a Blob, which I have on my page. After reading the advice she was giving people on her website, I think she sucks. She has no idea what the hell she's talking about, and people probably follow her advice, fair enough, some clever people wrote in to her saying her advice sucks, and she talks crap, but most people probably read her replies and sit there nodding and saying 'mmm of course!'.

Im not even going to give out the address for this site, it truly is a pile a crap..... :arrow:
 
What more??
09.19.03 (4:22 pm)   [edit]

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Your looking to see what's new on my page huh, well nothing! Goddamn you people, I gave you 'Cup stacking' yet you come back for more? I dont understand, why wont you just accept the cups, and stack them, they are our friends, Cups are good, mmmkay?

Next time, I will show you a funny cartoon or something, I looked for another game to give you all today, but had no luck, so maybe ill find something else, deffinately a cartoon on here on Monday, deffinately! For sure, 100%.

See you all later, Leave comments, dont leave comments, its up to you, I havnt said much really, cos I have nothing to add today, bye bye. :wink:

 
STACK THE CUPS........OR DIE
09.17.03 (2:08 pm)   [edit]

Blah blah blah, okey dokey, thats the writing part over with, now check this out, I want you to press buttons (as instructed) at a time on your keyboard, and stack the cups, or else....

[url=http://www.novelgames.com/fre...]CLICK HERE TO PLAY STACK THE CUPS[/url]

To visit my sister's blog click right about.....[url=http://princess.tblog.com]HERE[/url]

 
To blog...or not to blog....that is, the question....
09.16.03 (4:54 pm)   [edit]
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Fishey fishey fishey, come get the bait, hey whats this....AGH!
So yea....this is my blog, and this is what I do, talk a load of crap, and publish it all to you!
Anywho, hope I got everyones name on the hello message on the sign there, if not, do let me know, hate to leave someone out, already did it once :cry:, obviously not putting EVERYONES name on, just people who visit her enough, and leave comments for me to read and say stuff like 'oh my god, i cant beleive they just said that!' or 'wtf are they talking about' and sometimes 'I swear if that person rips on me 13 or 14 more times, im outta here'. I think im gonna give you a game to play with tommorow, maybe something where you run over things, or shoot things, or maybe run over things, AND shoot things at the same time.
One day, I will be putting some cartoons on here that I have made, and the comments will be interesting indeed, shame I dont have any of my old ones to put on here, but soon ill make more, until tommorow, dont watch Jerry Springer, but DO leave comments on the blog....
Cheque please... :arrow:

 
So much tongue, so little time....
09.15.03 (8:56 pm)   [edit]
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It would seem I spend so much time reading other people's blog, and making comments, that I never take enough time out to write in my own. It's a rather strange concept, but there you have it.
But i'm going to try and make sure I write in here as often as I have something to write about, as you probably guess by now, I dont use this as a diary (or journal, whatever!) I use this to talk crap, and display what are 'to me' amusing cartoons, and photo's and games. Anyway, going to bugger off now, gotta earn my £5 by cleaning the Batmobile, it's a right pain in the ass to clean, one false move and those metal shutters can literally take your hands off.

Catch you later, Andy 8)

 
INTERNET SIMULATOR!
09.14.03 (12:58 pm)   [edit]
Well here it is, what you have all been waiting for, no wait, correction, its what your all sick and tired of, but hey, it could be fun to do 'it' some more, and by 'it' I mean close popup windows as fast as you can, and avoid the 'Blue screen of death'. :roll:

[url=http://www2.b3ta.com/realisti...]CLICK HERE TO OPEN GAME[/url]

 
I lieeeeeeeeeeeed
09.13.03 (11:13 pm)   [edit]
Yes its true, I lied, I said I was gonna make you laugh today, but it was a lie......where did I go wrong.....
But...I must be doing something right, because lately, a few nice people have been saying 'You rock', which is quite nice of them to say, a little appreciation is always nice, also today my Tblog chatroom was opened a link will be displayed at the end of this message.

Hello to everyone who was present when the chatroom opened, it was hiliarous, and alot of fun, nice to see you all there, and hopefully again soon.

Post something funny tommorow, Ill try I swear!

[url=http://chat.cjb.net/tblog]CLICK HERE TO CHAT IN TBLOG CHAT[/url]
 
And now for something completely different...
09.12.03 (7:06 am)   [edit]
A little joke for you, old favourite, enjoy...

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." :lol:

Leave a comment and let me know what you think...
 
Female parking space & now, a Dalek!
09.10.03 (8:32 am)   [edit]
Found this picture, decided it had to be on the blog, its just funny, hopefully the gurls visiting will find it amusing rather than offending :P
UPDATED: Just added this other pic, I dont think that one pic was enough, its a Dalek, in the bath! With some exfoliating soap!
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(Leave your comments :wink:)

 
THE STRIPPER DRAWIN'
09.09.03 (5:39 pm)   [edit]
Hello, not going to talk about much today, its nearly 2am.
But I do have this drawing, which was drawn by my friend Kim, especially for the page, how nice of her :), Anyway's...here it is, enjoy it, feel free to spend all the time you need studying all the fine points it has to offer, it is truly, a work of pure art. :wink:

(As always please leave comments)

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A dude....in a dress....need I say more?
09.08.03 (3:28 am)   [edit]
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Here's a lovely photo indeed of my friend Dougie, in a dress, dont ask why, I didnt.....


 
To bad, that your, not as smart, as you thought you were in the first place
09.07.03 (3:38 pm)   [edit]
Its nice to be important, but it's important to be nice

Today, were taking a look at Tawny, she is kinda cute right? What? You dont think she's cute? Well get the fuck off my blog, God, some people.......
okay, now that they've left my blog, you can carry on reading.

I just think she's cute really, anywho, here is her photo, let me know what you think, and if your a gurl, you can still let me know, if you think she's cute, or pretty, it doesnt make you a lesbian (Honest!) lol.

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Andy :wink:

 
KEEP YOURSELF OCCUPIED (AND HOPEFULLY AMUSED) WITH THIS!
09.06.03 (9:39 am)   [edit]
SORRY, BUT DANCIN' BUBS HAS BEEN REMOVED, AND REPLACED WITH 'TONY RAWK'S STICKDEATH SKATEPARK' AS SHOWN ABOVE IN THE NEWEST POST.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE DANCNIN BUBS, GOTO

[url=HTTP://WWW.HOMESTARRUNNER.COM/GAMES.HTML]DANCIN' BUB'S[/url] 8)

 
NEWS JUST IN - BRUCE LEE FIGHTS WITH KITTEN
09.06.03 (9:11 am)   [edit]
[image]andy_540386934.jpg[/image] :shock: Check it out, a damn Kitten tried to take on Bruce Lee, I mean, what was it thinkin'? But by the looks of it, it did quite well at first, got alot of scratches in there, well done Kitty, well done, but as you can see, Bruce prevailed in the end, and this was his winning photograph, enjoy it.

Andy :wink:

 
Message to the UK (Northeast)
09.03.03 (3:50 pm)   [edit]
Captain's blog, star date 4536.7,

Theres.....someone on the wing........some......thing....,

Today's post is just to let people know who live around here, that Wayne's, Jackass: The Movie, will be coming out mid December early January, and will be available to buy on video. :lol:

To pre-order their movie, send me a private message, and i'll sort it out, thanks, Price £2.

Ive seen some of it, and its some crazy shit, and apparently theres more of what i say, and its even better, so order now.

Here he is, the man himself, Wayne....oh, and please leaves your comment by click add/view comments below, tell us if you like the pic, bye[image]andy_620995250.jpg[/image]

 
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